angry birthing rant part 2

This shit

this is the kind of shit I was talking about.

Because clearly if the woman does not have a painful birth she does not love her children. 

For mothers who has to have a c-section, make sure to fracture 20 bones at the same time sometime soon or else your child will grow up without maternal love and sacrifice.

And fathers too...fathers don't love their children because they skip out on labor all together. 

what the actual fuck.

Since when is pain synonymous with love?!



ugh...my whole day's ruined now

It was my birthday...I'd like to stop aging now :(

I went to pickle barrel over the weekend and ordered a milkshake. I was wondering why the price for mine was significantly higher than my boyfriend's until it came and was the size of my head =_____=